Sea your mind...

I just had an excellent nights sleep, which isn't to say that as usual I really didn't want to get up! This is, I believe, entirely due to the Sounds of the sea CD I bought recently and happily fell asleep listening to. It's just 40 minutes of waves lapping and the sounds of the tide coming in, very peaceful indeed.
Also for the last two nights I've had, unusually, dreams that I actually remember, yesterdays being about beating the hell out of some dragon, and last nights about being a gnome with a Biggles complex. Hey, I never said they would be sensible.

Kicking the bad habit

This is fairly hilarious...

More addictive than cocaine you say?

Great Ventrue Feeding restrictions of our type

( Yes, more RP sadness. )

Shame it's not a portable...

For geeky cybergoths

Hail to the King!

Another 2 meg of errant memory leaks patched! I am a patching machine, a walking talking breathing, sugar consuming patch maker that patches with wild uncontrolled patchiness, fear my amazing powers to patch and erm... stuff.
Well it made me feel good, and it's legal and they're paying me to do this stuff, so all in all it can't be bad.
Unlike onions, they're bad, evil and wrong.
Yes folks once again we take a trip to unreality chat as I diverge from the thread of conversation I started and jump onto the moped of irrelevancy and chug down the wrong lane of the road towards something far at hand from the present subject.
Erm, whatever it was anyway... oh yes, onions.
They're evil and wrong.
You may well say that the ancient Egyptians used them to ward off evil, then again the ancient Egyptians thought that the brain was a useless lump of goo and ripped it out through your nose in the mummification process - shows what they know.
Onions are evil for the following reasons...
They are chemical weapons, lurking inside their innocent looking shape they can instantly release toxic vapours that cause swelling of the eye, violent allergic reactions and according to my FBI sources brain swelling and eventual death by neoplasm.
Onions are responsible for raising income tax and the depletion of the ozone layer, when you're not watching they use spray cans to paint walls, they steal your bike and chew on your sofa. They escape and run wild across motorways causing all manner of traffic accidents, they don't wash after they use the washroom and they never buy a round of drinks.
What's more they have a spine shiveringly nasty texture. As a self confessed carnivore I would like to personally thank all those vegetarians out there doing the world a favour by selflessly destroying vast numbers of onions (and other similarly disgusting vegetables) at considerable risk to themselves, their family, their pets, cars and TV license. I salute you.