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Historic penguin sketches
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Right, I need a time machine. For as [livejournal.com profile] angusabranson has just pointed out 36 million years ago giant penguins roamed the earth!

Yes it's true, giant penguins were a reality, I'd seen this before at an exhibit in Colchester Zoo but I hadn't seen any of the skeletons before.
Of course, at 1.5 metres tall it isn't exactly gigantic, however I can only hope that extrapolating backwards even further to the dawn of life on earth that by then a ninety foot tall penguin existed, after all the further back we go the taller penguins get - thus it makes perfect sense1 that the mighty Pengzilla roamed the earth; the ground shook under it's webbed flippers of destruction, fish everywhere hid behind the Tokyo building and from out of nowhere the JDF appeared to try and blast it into oblivion.

Beyond this we can stretch this theory to replacing the 'big bang' hypothesis with the 'big egg' theory - So the universe was, in fact, laid by a penguin approximately thirty light years in height with a beak that could crush galaxies.



1 If you ignore anything else reasonable.

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