Great Ventrue Feeding restrictions of our type

[robinbloke]

* Only People wearing hats
* Twice Reformed Neo-Pagan Zen Buddist Third day Christian Homaphrodites (Left handers only)
* People called 'Dave'
* Tea Ladies not called Doris
* People over 90 years old
* Native Cornish speakers
* Elvis impersonators
* People with 3 day terminal diseases
* People over 500 lbs (Try McDonalds)
* People who bought the 'Theres noone quite like grandma' song (Own up!)
* Citroen 2CV drivers
* The original members of insert band name here (If it's the Beach boys, you might be ok)
* People born at exactly 9:00 am and only in a specific time zone
* People with violent, fatal reactions to skin piercing
* Surviors from the Titanic
* Anyone who liked 'Star wars episode 1'
* People who can do convincing Beavis and Butthead impressions