Build-a-post
Dec. 3rd, 2002 11:14 amHow to construct your own rambling post in the style of myself.
1. Select a slightly mangled film quote as a subject.
2. Select thirty words, completely at random from a dictionary, you must use all of these somehow in your post.
3. Start on a self reflective thought, break immediately wildly left into a complete tangent of thought and roll with it completely, bimbling vaguely.
4. Insert (at least one) reference to fight club.
5. Do not use fullstops unless the sentence is at least paragraph length, use as many commas as possible.
6. Jump to as many other tangents as possible, if possible leaving the original point so far away as to be basically irrelevant.
7. Add a finishing small, pithy, hopefully amusing comment.
1. Select a slightly mangled film quote as a subject.
2. Select thirty words, completely at random from a dictionary, you must use all of these somehow in your post.
3. Start on a self reflective thought, break immediately wildly left into a complete tangent of thought and roll with it completely, bimbling vaguely.
4. Insert (at least one) reference to fight club.
5. Do not use fullstops unless the sentence is at least paragraph length, use as many commas as possible.
6. Jump to as many other tangents as possible, if possible leaving the original point so far away as to be basically irrelevant.
7. Add a finishing small, pithy, hopefully amusing comment.