Yawwwwwn

It's morning... bleh

Just can't get arsed today, with anything.
Well not at the moment anyhow, hopefully the 8 zillion meetings I have today will motivate me.
*snigger*
Well that motivated me anyway, to go home... heh

Need some sugar, that'll sort me out.

Life in general

Well life has just seemed a little more peachy after my brain dump last week about my 'beliefs' I sort of feel vincated that I actually have some as such and there is direction to my meanderings in the world I live in, and everyone else too.

Hmmm, this could start to ramble here as I witter on, but what the hey it keeps me distracted, work is actually looking ok for once, even though of late I've been considering work virtually dead time as I wait for lunch or the end of the day; thats not what it should be (imho) work should be something you either enjoy or feel challenges you, or at least keeps you busy - it's been doing none of those lately but with the smidge of enthusiasm from last weeks brain dump and the possible emergence of some kind of social life who knows.

Anyway, rambling on again. I need a job where I can just witter randomly for a living, like marketing or a reporter or possibly a politico... hmmm, who'd vote for me?

Horoscope...

From that bastion of wisdom, The onion


Capricorn: (Dec. 22--Jan. 19)
Your anxiety concerning your place in the universe is allayed when you
remember that it's a cute little house on Willard Street, just off the park.

Forgive me...

Forgive me cadburys, for I have sinned,
Last night at the local supermarket I was tempted and I bought a supermarket brand of chocolate as well as the holy 500g bar of wonderousness that is dairy milk.

Much was the anticipation of sugaryness
Large was the anticipated wild mood swing

But lo, even as I popped the first chunk of blasmpheous imitation chocolate into my mouth I did realise the error of my ways as my mouth was brought to the hellish edge of a sugar and taste rush that was nothing like as pure and as holy as that which you supply.

In my shame I returned the imitation to the fridge and I took a chunk from the holy 500g bar and did taste.

And lo, my veins did sing with joy, my mouth did quake with the wonderous taste and my mind was filled with an endorphin rush the like of which I have never felt before.

Lo, I was saved. I have returned to the fold. I recant all other lesser chocolate, I shall never touch own-brand supermarket coca again.

I am a born again choclean.

Spiders

The spider dropped slowly down it's silken thread to land on the motionless eyelid that formed the bottom of it's web. It was early morning, and the first hints of warmth from the sunrise had just begun to flow out over the meadow where the spider was making it's snare. Little legs dancing the spider secured the silken strand and moved easily up to spin a second loop out and around the circle it had already made.
Dew was hanging like jeweled teardrops from the strands as they hung from the web, the spider was far too busy to admire them however, it had work to do, but as it slid down the second anchor it was woven the whole web began to shake as the eye flickered and opened.
Alarmed the spider retreated back to the grass as suddenly it's whole web was torn to shreds as the man who it had been using as the bottom anchoring point for its web sat up.

More blathering

Can't stop jabbering today, and it's live journal that gets to suffer.

Nervous, resigned, apathetic and semi-sugared all rolled into one... load of feelings all bubbling about like a big pot of chocolate.

Mmmm. chocolate, life without it.... bleh, not worth thinking about.

Waaaaa

Okeyy.... not sure whats going on here, vaguely feel like I'm sort of in some kind of disjointed floating sensation nailed to my head whilst my feet are being covered with sand. This is definately wierd. And I only had a little bit of chocolate as well, hardly any sugar at all to day but I'm definately feeling somewhat spaced... wierd city, out of wierd city and third bridlepath on the left, down the trail and into the yacht club.

Quiz Time!

Handy guide to identifying what you are

1. Do you...
a) Like wide mountain ranges
b) Like sub tropical and rainforest climes
c) Like to live underground
d) Like barren landscapes with a little brushplants
e) Like frigid icey water, icebergs and frozen wastelands

2. Does your diet consist of...
a) Mostly vegetables
b) Like fruit, berries and suchlike
c) A variety of foodstuffs, whatever you can find really
d) Grubs and ants and tasty things you find on the floor
e) Fish

3. When threatened with attack do you...
a) Give your aggressor a distainful look and spit at them
b) Shriek, scream and yell, wave your arms and make dangerous waving actions in their direction
c) Crawl into a hole and hide
d) Roll into a ball and pretend the world doesn't exist
e) Waddle away as fast as you can

4. Your goal is to...
a) No goal. You are already superior.
b) Get to the next branch in the tree of life.
c) Find a nice safe place to hide
d) Dig for dirt and tasty things
e) Eat, waddle and be merry

5. Your favourite colour is
a) Tan
b) Green
c) Brown
d) Black
e) Black and white

Ok, just a short quiz, which one did you select the most?

A. You are a Llama! You easy going beast who knows that that the world operates to your whim alone. You are self-centered, superior and you know it. The world is your wossname.

B. You are a Marmoset! You are hyperactive, full of life and can't wait for the next thing to happen! It's a surprise you took time out to do this pointless quiz!

C. You are a Wombat! A bizarre pointless beast who just wants to eat and be safe away from everything ever. Life is something for other people to deal with.

D. You are a Armadillo! A mixed up, confused little creature who isn't sure what or when or why anything really happens, regardless you're damn curious about it all.

E. You are a Penguin! An amusing feathered creature that can't fly. You waddle, swim and hop about, rolling on with life taking things as amusingly as you can.