robinbloke | Forgive me...

Forgive me cadburys, for I have sinned,
Last night at the local supermarket I was tempted and I bought a supermarket brand of chocolate as well as the holy 500g bar of wonderousness that is dairy milk.

Much was the anticipation of sugaryness
Large was the anticipated wild mood swing

But lo, even as I popped the first chunk of blasmpheous imitation chocolate into my mouth I did realise the error of my ways as my mouth was brought to the hellish edge of a sugar and taste rush that was nothing like as pure and as holy as that which you supply.

In my shame I returned the imitation to the fridge and I took a chunk from the holy 500g bar and did taste.

And lo, my veins did sing with joy, my mouth did quake with the wonderous taste and my mind was filled with an endorphin rush the like of which I have never felt before.

Lo, I was saved. I have returned to the fold. I recant all other lesser chocolate, I shall never touch own-brand supermarket coca again.

I am a born again choclean.