It's a 1/4 rhino slide day.

This is my life
These are my fingers typing
On my keyboard
At my desk
Looking with my eyes
At my monitor
At my work

This is my brain
Thinking my thoughts
Experiencing my feelings
Living in my world
Feeding from my senses
Seeing my world
Tasting my sugar
Hearing my friends

This is my life
The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Peaches

(From the Presidents of the USA's song...)

Movin' to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country
I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

Can't get the song out my head at the moment...
Some people read too much into songs I think, look here...

Gonna eat a lot of peaches

Insanity...

92% insane... anyone want a shoe fight?

How mad are you?

Public health warning

I am going to attempt to find an old copy of my utterly dire story "World war III and the pumpkin king" and post it up here.
It is monumentally bad, in the worse sense, and I likely wrote it when I was around 14, although I'd rather perfer to think that I wrote it when I was 12, as everything I did that was wierd sort of started then.

Hey, there's no 'evil' emoticon!! Bah