Sentanced for a movie they didn't commit....

[robinbloke]

At the pub last night the subject of the soon-to-be A-Team film (being made by 20th fox apparently) came up; rumours included that Murdock was a vet of the gulf war with nerve damage, that people might actually get shot and that BA was a black power supremacist.

With this in mind and considering that modern remakes rarely stand the test of time and memory of happier days we set out to cast the worst possible A-Team film ever.

Hannibal: Leslie Nielsen
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Jessica Simpson
H.M. Murdock: Jim Carey
B.A. Baracus: Chris Rock

And to crown it off nicely they would drive a black Winnebago with a red stripe down the side.

Shudder

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[akonken.livejournal.com]

I fear you guys.