Sentanced for a movie they didn't commit....

[robinbloke]

At the pub last night the subject of the soon-to-be A-Team film (being made by 20th fox apparently) came up; rumours included that Murdock was a vet of the gulf war with nerve damage, that people might actually get shot and that BA was a black power supremacist.

With this in mind and considering that modern remakes rarely stand the test of time and memory of happier days we set out to cast the worst possible A-Team film ever.

Hannibal: Leslie Nielsen
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Jessica Simpson
H.M. Murdock: Jim Carey
B.A. Baracus: Chris Rock

And to crown it off nicely they would drive a black Winnebago with a red stripe down the side.

Shudder

Comments

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Thinks of that cast...

*cries*

That's a nightmare that will haunt me for a long time. The worst part being... I could bloody well imagine them doing it as well! *fear*

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Whoever they cast this film is just so doomed, you can't replace the originals. Doooooom!

[akonken.livejournal.com]

I fear you guys.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No! BA MUST be played by Ving Rhames!

"I pity the Muthafucka".

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well; now you're choosing a good cast... which I haven't really speculated about.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Let's do that then.

Hannibal:
Murdock: Johnny Depp
Face:
BA: Ving Rhames

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Heyyy I think Mr. Depp might just manage that, yes! Heh.

Ving as BA, good call. Dave suggested that on my other post as well.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ooops, other post, heh, thought you'd replied to my 'cast them' post.