What's your horoscope for today?

[robinbloke]

Inspired after karohemd's post I invite you to post your star sign (Leo, Capricorn, Dancing llamas, etc) below and based on solid scientific guesswork predict for you the fate of the universe as it revolves around you in Horoscope form.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

A job opportunity will unexpectedly come your way after your mobile number is misdialed by one of the Mafia for a drugs heist. Don't trust big Luigo, he'll sell you out first chance he gets.
Venus features strongly in your star sign this week as media coverage of the European space launch cancels your favourite program.
Your lucky drink this week is that dusty looking bottle of wine they've hidden behind the bar in your favourite pub, grab it when the barman goes to refill the peanuts.