What's your horoscope for today?

[robinbloke]

Inspired after karohemd's post I invite you to post your star sign (Leo, Capricorn, Dancing llamas, etc) below and based on solid scientific guesswork predict for you the fate of the universe as it revolves around you in Horoscope form.

Comments

[rirekon.livejournal.com]

Scorpio!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Look sharp! This week you are destined to be crushed in the embrace of a large dark stranger with black and white teeth. Avoid piano shops.
The nagging feeling that you've been forgetting something finally explains itself when the zombie of your pet hamster rises from the grave and attacks you as you collect your morning paper.
This weeks lucky footware is anything that lets you run faster that a rodent from beyond the grave.

[rirekon.livejournal.com]

Run away from? *sings*These boots were made for stomping...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Zombie hamsters are dangerous when roused, beware!

[rirekon.livejournal.com]

Probably more dangerous when they're arou... bad mind!