Following on...

[robinbloke]

...what are the full 'laws of hollywood'.

By this I mean in the cheesiest, most predictable hollywood flick what do you *know* will happen?

So far I have...

The Laws of Hollywood aka the 'Laws of Spielberg'

There will be a heroic rescue.
The bad guys will die.
The lead character survives, always.
The good guy gets the girl.
There will be a fight scene, the hero will win.

Comments

[sortelli.livejournal.com]

The heroes can do anything they wish with a total pass from the script, even if it results in more death, mayhem and misery than the actions of the villains.

Like, say, setting violent dinosaurs loose and stealing all the ammunition in Jurrasic Park 2.