Leeeeeet me eeeeenterain yooooou

[robinbloke]

It's going to be a loooooooooooooong day, what can I do to entertain you? Tell you a story? Write you a poem, a song? Dance on one leg singing the "Happy jimbo the parsnip" anthem?

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[razornet.livejournal.com]

Happy Jimbo The Parsnip?

Go-on then.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

~Stirring dramatic music~
~It builds and builds~
~On the horizon a shape is seen...~
~Outlined against the sun it is just a blur...~
~The music gets louder and LOUDER~
~A voice cuts through the roar of music~
JIMBO! JIMBO! JIIIIIIMBO!
~Lights crash out and a parsnip wearing a smoking jacket is revealed~

Jimbo the parsnip lives it fun!
Under the earth he's number one one ONE!
Jimbo is happy and jimbo is great
Jimbo has a cabbage as his best mate

JIIMMMBOOO JIMMMMBOOOO
Oh you do such amazing things
JIMMBOOOOO JIMMMBOOOOO
Parsnip of mystery. Parsnip of dooooooom!

Jimbo the parsnip works for the F B I
Uses a seismograph to detect your lies
Special investigation is his job
Area 51 and alien anal probes!

JIIIIMBOOOOOO JIMMMBOOOOOO
He's the parsnip of the future
JIMMMBOOOOO JIMMMBOOOO
Better respect or he'll kick your ass.

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

*applauds* Well done, that man!