Leeeeeet me eeeeenterain yooooou

[robinbloke]

It's going to be a loooooooooooooong day, what can I do to entertain you? Tell you a story? Write you a poem, a song? Dance on one leg singing the "Happy jimbo the parsnip" anthem?

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[mazzarc.livejournal.com]

Carve us vegetable flowers, adorn yourself with them and dance a hula whilst gargling chocolate sauce with your eyes closed on a tightrope over a pirhana filled pond.

[dreamfracture.livejournal.com]

A striptease would do just as well, though. Over a piranha filled pond, naturally.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Vegetables, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! I'm not that bored!

[mazzarc.livejournal.com]

A parsnip is a vegetable...

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Happy Jimbo The Parsnip?

Go-on then.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

~Stirring dramatic music~
~It builds and builds~
~On the horizon a shape is seen...~
~Outlined against the sun it is just a blur...~
~The music gets louder and LOUDER~
~A voice cuts through the roar of music~
JIMBO! JIMBO! JIIIIIIMBO!
~Lights crash out and a parsnip wearing a smoking jacket is revealed~

Jimbo the parsnip lives it fun!
Under the earth he's number one one ONE!
Jimbo is happy and jimbo is great
Jimbo has a cabbage as his best mate

JIIMMMBOOO JIMMMMBOOOO
Oh you do such amazing things
JIMMBOOOOO JIMMMBOOOOO
Parsnip of mystery. Parsnip of dooooooom!

Jimbo the parsnip works for the F B I
Uses a seismograph to detect your lies
Special investigation is his job
Area 51 and alien anal probes!

JIIIIMBOOOOOO JIMMMBOOOOOO
He's the parsnip of the future
JIMMMBOOOOO JIMMMBOOOO
Better respect or he'll kick your ass.

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

*applauds* Well done, that man!

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

I'm good, but my sister's demanding entertainment (http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_laydee/40972.html)...

:P

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

OK, you post on a friend's post, referencing your sister. I click on the link, and I now your sister as well, despite having no evidence whatsoever that Robin and your sister have ever met, or even been in the same city together. Small old world, ain't it?

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

I'm terrified. You know her from either dodgy clubbing and musical tastes or Southampton... Which is it?

I'm almost stuck in 'It's a small world after all', but have managed to fight it off with a stirring chorus of 'Help the Aged', as sung by Pulp. :P

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

I met her at he Brixton Academy during a Rammstein concert, and it turned out that she knew a (different) friend of mine.

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

Freaky, but cool. She is good people; you are allowed to be associated with her as long as she's not ashamed of you. ;P

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

That "It's a small world" song is probably one of the most disturbing songs I've ever ever heard.

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

I know. It's one of the main reasons I did everything I could to get it out of my head. it was stuck there briefly yesterday by a conversation about the relative merits of Eurodisney and Disneydisney. :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I remember coming out of the ride at Disneyworld and commenting to my friend that it was possibly one of the most scarey things I'd ever seen, to which a small child in the boat ahead turned around and asked "Why?"

The song is insidious.

The only reason we'd gone in was because it was high 90's and baking our brains... the ride was undercover and on water).

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Sort out my house for me?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Afraid I'd better do mine first!

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

AAAAH now I have a different unshiftable Queen earworm...