Work is one long laugh today...

[robinbloke]

Some fool had parked their huge ass land rover in the car park and taken up two spaces, not even subtly - but right in the middle of them both, straddling them.
This peeved me as I wanted to park there; so I stuck a piece of paper under their windscreen wiper with "LEARN TO PARK" on it.

Comments

[daevid.livejournal.com]

We get that a lot here... over 2000 spaces with perhaps 60% being used at any one time... and some stupid sod parks over two spaces towards the front of the car park because they don't want anyone to damage their doors...

Makes we want to "key" them ;)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I would make notices and stick them to the rear windscreens; work photocopiers are useful

"I AM AN INCONSIDERATE SOD WHO CAN'T PARK"