Work is one long laugh today...

[robinbloke]

Some fool had parked their huge ass land rover in the car park and taken up two spaces, not even subtly - but right in the middle of them both, straddling them.
This peeved me as I wanted to park there; so I stuck a piece of paper under their windscreen wiper with "LEARN TO PARK" on it.

Comments

[daevid.livejournal.com]

We get that a lot here... over 2000 spaces with perhaps 60% being used at any one time... and some stupid sod parks over two spaces towards the front of the car park because they don't want anyone to damage their doors...

Makes we want to "key" them ;)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I would make notices and stick them to the rear windscreens; work photocopiers are useful

"I AM AN INCONSIDERATE SOD WHO CAN'T PARK"

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

The ability/willingness to park properly seems to be indirect proportion to the size of the car.

Those kind of people are one of my pet peeves as well.

Hang on, you *drive* to work?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Yes, if I've been to the gym at lunch.

[technotom.livejournal.com]

I left a similar note under a wiperblade a few months ago after I was boxed in and it took about five minutes and a centimetre of clutch travel to get out. The note curtly stated the level of inobservance required for such entrapment to occour and went on to point out that blind people generally walk or take the bus :D

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

What you need is a bit of paper the same size and colour as a parking ticket, with "Your parking is shit, love from your colleagues" on it. Comes from the same box as my ketchup trick for people who leave 0.0000001 mm between their wing mirror and my handlebars when overtaking.