Build your own adventure

[robinbloke]

You are standing outside a low stone building, there is a single door on this side that looks to be made of wood and metal. Behind you a trail winds back down the hill and away into the distance. It is approaching nightfall, the sun is tinging the sky and clouds pink with it's dying rays.
What do you do?

I will write you a "build your own adventure" style story if you leave a comment, just ask for a genre and give me a brief description of yourself and then say what you want to do, the rest will unfold...

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The door yelps and a face appears "OW! Hey, that hurt, it's very impolite to hit people like that, where are your manners?!"

[kizzie.livejournal.com]

She looks a little surprised, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were alive. Hang on. You're a door. hmm, Oh well. I don't suppose you would knwo where I am would you?"

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The door rolls it's eyes as if you'd just asked it a really dumb question.
"You're right here with me of course, duh!"
There is a snigger from the doormat below you.

[kizzie.livejournal.com]

She jumps back off the doormatas is sniggers and looks down.

"Riiight, so can I go in?or are you a door that doesn't let people through?"

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

"Well 'course I can let you in." says the door, the doormat makes a farty noise and sniggers again, "Course you'd have to say why you wanted to come inside in the first place, can't let just anyone in here you know, it's the rules."
You hear a muffled cough from the doormat, which sounds suspiciously like 'bollocks'.

[kizzie.livejournal.com]

"Well, it just seemed quite locical to want to go fowardsall the time. But then if this is anything like other times then there will just be a key for you underneath your friend down here..."

As she goes to look under the mat.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The mat quickly loses it's smug expression and starts making indignant noises instead, the door starts to shout "No! Nothing under him, oi, listen to me!"
Under the mat you find a shiny silver key, the mat mutters about "Rude to move someone without asking."
The door eyes you suspiciously.

[kizzie.livejournal.com]

Put the key into the keyhole on the door, smile smugly and try andopen it.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The door makes pathetic sounding choking noises that are obviously faked when you put the key into it.
There is a loud 'clunk' noise and a bell rings above your head, confetti blasts out all around you and a great big neon sign lights up that says "We have a winner!"
The door opens and you see a gameshow stage and a man with a huge grin waving you over.