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Jun. 1st, 2004 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeThis statement does not exist.
In fact I refuse to acknowledge that statement, I hereby disavow all knowledge of it on the basis that it hid behind the bikesheds and since I can't see it, it can't see me. Ergo, it doesn't exist. However in making my previous statement I am in effect acknowledging a statement I have stated does not exist. This brings the existance of the statement into a state of paradox in that it cannot both exist and not exist. Hence I have ordered six dozen cats to sit on the statement while I build a giant box around them and wave dangerous chemicals at them while blindfolded.
If I survive being scratched by drugged, crazed, chlorine infected cats the statement will be said to "probably" exist. I will then call a doctor.
In fact I refuse to acknowledge that statement, I hereby disavow all knowledge of it on the basis that it hid behind the bikesheds and since I can't see it, it can't see me. Ergo, it doesn't exist. However in making my previous statement I am in effect acknowledging a statement I have stated does not exist. This brings the existance of the statement into a state of paradox in that it cannot both exist and not exist. Hence I have ordered six dozen cats to sit on the statement while I build a giant box around them and wave dangerous chemicals at them while blindfolded.
If I survive being scratched by drugged, crazed, chlorine infected cats the statement will be said to "probably" exist. I will then call a doctor.
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