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[robinbloke]

This statement does not exist.
In fact I refuse to acknowledge that statement, I hereby disavow all knowledge of it on the basis that it hid behind the bikesheds and since I can't see it, it can't see me. Ergo, it doesn't exist. However in making my previous statement I am in effect acknowledging a statement I have stated does not exist. This brings the existance of the statement into a state of paradox in that it cannot both exist and not exist. Hence I have ordered six dozen cats to sit on the statement while I build a giant box around them and wave dangerous chemicals at them while blindfolded.
If I survive being scratched by drugged, crazed, chlorine infected cats the statement will be said to "probably" exist. I will then call a doctor.

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[zellah.livejournal.com]

There's a trip to Thorpe Park being organised by the London goffs for Sunday 13th June.... **nudge nudge**

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I think someone's spiked Robin's sugar...

[the-lady-lily.livejournal.com]

Did I introduce you to Protagoras as well as introducing him to marnameow?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Nope, I don't think you introduced me, although direct introduction I suspect will be a tad difficult.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I'll have to check m'schedule...