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[robinbloke]

With the sad departure of Gypsy Rose David a gap has been placed in societies need.
Hence, bring to me your problems, your issues and woes and I, Doctor Penguin, (Bsc Hons Gib Eri Shh) in the spirit of quasi plagiarism shall propose a bizarre cause and solution to your situation.

So there.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ah, good day, I see the problem here;
Your cheese is clearly out of alignment, causing you needless worries and stress due to the holes in your phone giving you Edam flashbacks.
I suggest you eat a twisted half slice of cheddar and then ritually stomp on the other half whilst shouting "AIEEEEEE The lemmings!!!", all should be well with a few days.