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[robinbloke]

With the sad departure of Gypsy Rose David a gap has been placed in societies need.
Hence, bring to me your problems, your issues and woes and I, Doctor Penguin, (Bsc Hons Gib Eri Shh) in the spirit of quasi plagiarism shall propose a bizarre cause and solution to your situation.

So there.

Comments

[silja.livejournal.com]

Oh wise Dr Penguin,
what shall I do if my King Penguin and I have produced so many hatchlings, there is no space on our icefloe anymore? I don't want to feed them to the killer whales....

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Lack of living space here is all too often the fault of grains of sand in your eye. Your perceptions are blurred stopping you see the potential you have before you.
Select the largest of your offspring and use a sturdy bicycle pump to inflate them to a size not smaller than two acres. You and your feathered family can now happily live on the comfortable belly of your massive child.