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[robinbloke]

With the sad departure of Gypsy Rose David a gap has been placed in societies need.
Hence, bring to me your problems, your issues and woes and I, Doctor Penguin, (Bsc Hons Gib Eri Shh) in the spirit of quasi plagiarism shall propose a bizarre cause and solution to your situation.

So there.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Dear Doctor Penguin

I have no problems. What should I do?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ah this is an extremely uncommon problem in todays society. You have a lack of angst.
What you need to do is become a goth, I recommend wearing black and drinking cider and black until you have the overwealming urge to migrate to Whitby.
Once there you should be able to lament your woes with hundreds of other black clad individuals and feel more self assured that you are entirely normal.