The marvellous mechanical randomness generator

[robinbloke]

Good morning ladies and germs, today for your delight and amusement I will be generating spontaneous rants, rambles or just outright piles of complete tosh on anything you care to ask about. Simply place a single word comment and I will vent, keep it clean, two towels to a fight and no biting the bagel before the whistle.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

There was chaos in the united colours of beniton today as purple was officially outlawed as a colour, with red and blue being officially drafted in to replace it. "This just goes to show what levels of dictorial rulership the UCOB is stamping onto the world now, what next, yellow?" reported a small blob of puce.
Around the world red T-Shirts are mobilizing to leap into washing machines and stain with extreme prejudice any offending purple item of clothing.