The marvellous mechanical randomness generator

[robinbloke]

Good morning ladies and germs, today for your delight and amusement I will be generating spontaneous rants, rambles or just outright piles of complete tosh on anything you care to ask about. Simply place a single word comment and I will vent, keep it clean, two towels to a fight and no biting the bagel before the whistle.

Comments

[silja.livejournal.com]

Killerwhales!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Orcas.
Scourge of the penguin.
Scourge of the seal.
Not quite-so-much scourge of the polar bear.
Ladies and gentlemen of Avians for Control and Kingship. (ACK) I present to you the solution to our ancient enemy, I give you...
Penguin-Net

A vast array of 200,000 radar guided electro-fish in penguin-critical zones with hi-yield stunning capacity capable of stunning an orca from more than 30 feet. These fish form a network of protection for penguins everywhere from the evil Orcas, not to mention we're making a killing from the protection money we're getting from seals as well.
With this first development of technology penguins will be safe to waddle without fear of the ice under them cracking from a killer whale attack, penguins can rise up, be free, be counted and waddle where they want!
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!