Fruit appeal 2k3
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robinblokeLlamas, the unsung fruit.
It has been said that for every person that eats an apple, sixteen llamas stand uneaten, so today I come to you with an appeal from all those llama farmers out there struggling to gain recognition for their niche fruit, the llama.
Unlike the humble orange the llama has many benefits including a much wider variety of cooking options, the ability to walk itself to the market as well as being able to be used as a packfruit. Oranges are notorious for inability to carry other things, even when employed as makeshift wheels as the once great orange trader Jaffa McSqueezie once found.
So the message is clear, throw away your conventional fruit and switch to llamas today!
It has been said that for every person that eats an apple, sixteen llamas stand uneaten, so today I come to you with an appeal from all those llama farmers out there struggling to gain recognition for their niche fruit, the llama.
Unlike the humble orange the llama has many benefits including a much wider variety of cooking options, the ability to walk itself to the market as well as being able to be used as a packfruit. Oranges are notorious for inability to carry other things, even when employed as makeshift wheels as the once great orange trader Jaffa McSqueezie once found.
So the message is clear, throw away your conventional fruit and switch to llamas today!
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Date: 2003-09-08 07:11 am (UTC)they are too cute and nice to be eaten!
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Date: 2003-09-08 08:30 am (UTC)The random babblings of a loon have now been added to your journal. I feel a bit guilty now... Sorry....
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Date: 2003-09-08 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 09:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 10:53 am (UTC)Somehow I think llamas will taste how they smell.
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Date: 2003-09-08 11:43 am (UTC)