Fruit appeal 2k3

[robinbloke]

Llamas, the unsung fruit.
It has been said that for every person that eats an apple, sixteen llamas stand uneaten, so today I come to you with an appeal from all those llama farmers out there struggling to gain recognition for their niche fruit, the llama.
Unlike the humble orange the llama has many benefits including a much wider variety of cooking options, the ability to walk itself to the market as well as being able to be used as a packfruit. Oranges are notorious for inability to carry other things, even when employed as makeshift wheels as the once great orange trader Jaffa McSqueezie once found.
So the message is clear, throw away your conventional fruit and switch to llamas today!

Comments

[adove.livejournal.com]

no you cant go and start eating llamas
they are too cute and nice to be eaten!

[(Anonymous)]

Llamas were truely the rulers of the planet, until the kumkwats came along. In league with the dreaded aubergine and guacamole army they crushed the llamas and evolved into the evil eggplant dictatorship. Then with my cross breed of collies and wolves, the wollies, I became the pigeonlord of them all. Well the pigeon lady really....
The random babblings of a loon have now been added to your journal. I feel a bit guilty now... Sorry....

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

random babblings of a loon have now been added to your journal</I. Considering the usual content of my journal this isn't exactly a problem.

[musingsofallama.livejournal.com]

Eating of Llamas!!!!!!! ummm... Revengi shall be mine!!!

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

Smell disgusting but taste heavenly?

Somehow I think llamas will taste how they smell.

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

cant find anywhere that sells it in the UK, so far :-(