As quoted by me to a friend...

[robinbloke]

The standard rule of relationships is as follows :-

You only ever find anyone you like attracted to you when you are already in a relationship.
These chances are doubled if it is a committed relationship and tripled if you are married.

Comments

[zotz]

It's like the difficulty finding a job if you don't have one. Obviously there must be something wrong with you if you're actually available.