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Meme #67535235.3
Apr. 30th, 2004 12:14 amSo many memes, so little time.
Mind you, so much vodka so little time. But they share a common thing between them don't you know, oh yes, they have so much in common, vodka and memes. Hmmm, actually, nope, nothing at all, not a sausage, certainly not even a letter so; vodka, memes, utterly different, they have so much that is utterly different to everything else.
However, using womble particle physics I have determined the ultimate meme. Beyond 'What colour sock am I' and 'which flavour of old bison vodka mixer do I best represent' yea, this meme even goes beyond the 'ask me 3 questions so I can try and make a load of witty remarks meme'. By jingo, this is going to be good, you betcha. Or your money back1, well, not money but hell if you've read this much so far I've already taken something much more valuable2 than money, oh yes my pretties. Me. Me. Meeeee. I have taken your time and stashed it in a swiss bank account at a lucrative interest rate. All those valuable seconds of your existance you wasted looking at this have been filed into a secret account number and held for when I need time for myself, and you're not getting them back3 oh no gollum, not ever.
But now I'm just stalling for time, after all I am stealing your seconds to store. So behold, the most interesting meme in existance, ever4...
( Prepare to be amazed... )
My stars, that was something, eh?
1 What money? Eh? Mail me some money then you can have some money back5
2 Buhahahahahahaha! (tm)
3 Subject to lawsuits.
4 Usual disclaimers apply.
5 Maybe
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything, ever. Even that incident with the melon, the walrus and the sixteen nuns from Paris, boy was that a night and a half.
Mind you, so much vodka so little time. But they share a common thing between them don't you know, oh yes, they have so much in common, vodka and memes. Hmmm, actually, nope, nothing at all, not a sausage, certainly not even a letter so; vodka, memes, utterly different, they have so much that is utterly different to everything else.
However, using womble particle physics I have determined the ultimate meme. Beyond 'What colour sock am I' and 'which flavour of old bison vodka mixer do I best represent' yea, this meme even goes beyond the 'ask me 3 questions so I can try and make a load of witty remarks meme'. By jingo, this is going to be good, you betcha. Or your money back1, well, not money but hell if you've read this much so far I've already taken something much more valuable2 than money, oh yes my pretties. Me. Me. Meeeee. I have taken your time and stashed it in a swiss bank account at a lucrative interest rate. All those valuable seconds of your existance you wasted looking at this have been filed into a secret account number and held for when I need time for myself, and you're not getting them back3 oh no gollum, not ever.
But now I'm just stalling for time, after all I am stealing your seconds to store. So behold, the most interesting meme in existance, ever4...
( Prepare to be amazed... )
My stars, that was something, eh?
1 What money? Eh? Mail me some money then you can have some money back5
2 Buhahahahahahaha! (tm)
3 Subject to lawsuits.
4 Usual disclaimers apply.
5 Maybe
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything, ever. Even that incident with the melon, the walrus and the sixteen nuns from Paris, boy was that a night and a half.
