It's work snippet time!

[robinbloke]

Me: I have to leave early from the meeting
Colleague: We'll try and cover your sections first, then when you go it's all your fault.
Me: That is the [company name] motto.

Colleague: It doesn't actually do anything and might actually be dangerous.
Me: Excellent
Colleague: ~nod and grin~

Colleague: I think if we get it working on XP it'd be much more stable.
Me: Stable?
Colleague: Because we'd have to fix so much in order to get it working on XP in the first place.