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Arise my subjects
Feb. 25th, 2004 08:53 amIn between ruling the known universe through implants in my little finger I contemplate lifes important issues, such as:
If all the worlds a stage and men and women merely actors, what bar snacks do they have during the intervals?
Things like that are important. Like popcorn, popcorn is basically - when you get down to it - cardboard covered in salt or sugar, so why not simply take this to the next marketing level and sell cardboard, put some sugar and additives into it, a smattering of Stufftm and presto, the next taste sensation for the world. If deer and cows can survive from eating bark I can't see why humanity can't survive from eating packaging - think of the marketability, you can eat the whole packaging; colours can denote flavours, you can mix and match from patterns, the whole product is entirely recycled/eaten, it's veggie friendly, what more do you need?
All I need is a name; maybe
Boardbar
"Because cardboard is good for you."
If all the worlds a stage and men and women merely actors, what bar snacks do they have during the intervals?
Things like that are important. Like popcorn, popcorn is basically - when you get down to it - cardboard covered in salt or sugar, so why not simply take this to the next marketing level and sell cardboard, put some sugar and additives into it, a smattering of Stufftm and presto, the next taste sensation for the world. If deer and cows can survive from eating bark I can't see why humanity can't survive from eating packaging - think of the marketability, you can eat the whole packaging; colours can denote flavours, you can mix and match from patterns, the whole product is entirely recycled/eaten, it's veggie friendly, what more do you need?
All I need is a name; maybe
Boardbar
"Because cardboard is good for you."
