Sep. 8th, 2003
Darkness, outside your window you become aware that... something is there, something that shouldn't be. Through the curtains you peep and you can see something... hovering there, a three tiered saucer like object, the middle section spinning to direct jets to control movement the lower and upper sections completely stationary. Aliens.
They hover around and move about, almost as if demonstrating what they can do, a kind of alien air show.
You wake up, it's dark, theres no light or sound but then... suddenly you can hear a brief scratching in the walls.
Aiiiee!
Ahem.
Well that was my dream last night, and I'm not sure if the scratching was the dream or I still have a mouse in the house. Regardless I was tempted to turn the lights on to go to sleep, paranoia was high about aliens... again. More dreams about aliens, why?
They hover around and move about, almost as if demonstrating what they can do, a kind of alien air show.
You wake up, it's dark, theres no light or sound but then... suddenly you can hear a brief scratching in the walls.
Aiiiee!
Ahem.
Well that was my dream last night, and I'm not sure if the scratching was the dream or I still have a mouse in the house. Regardless I was tempted to turn the lights on to go to sleep, paranoia was high about aliens... again. More dreams about aliens, why?
Fruit appeal 2k3
Sep. 8th, 2003 02:56 pmLlamas, the unsung fruit.
It has been said that for every person that eats an apple, sixteen llamas stand uneaten, so today I come to you with an appeal from all those llama farmers out there struggling to gain recognition for their niche fruit, the llama.
Unlike the humble orange the llama has many benefits including a much wider variety of cooking options, the ability to walk itself to the market as well as being able to be used as a packfruit. Oranges are notorious for inability to carry other things, even when employed as makeshift wheels as the once great orange trader Jaffa McSqueezie once found.
So the message is clear, throw away your conventional fruit and switch to llamas today!
It has been said that for every person that eats an apple, sixteen llamas stand uneaten, so today I come to you with an appeal from all those llama farmers out there struggling to gain recognition for their niche fruit, the llama.
Unlike the humble orange the llama has many benefits including a much wider variety of cooking options, the ability to walk itself to the market as well as being able to be used as a packfruit. Oranges are notorious for inability to carry other things, even when employed as makeshift wheels as the once great orange trader Jaffa McSqueezie once found.
So the message is clear, throw away your conventional fruit and switch to llamas today!