Build-a-post

[robinbloke]

How to construct your own rambling post in the style of myself.

1. Select a slightly mangled film quote as a subject.
2. Select thirty words, completely at random from a dictionary, you must use all of these somehow in your post.
3. Start on a self reflective thought, break immediately wildly left into a complete tangent of thought and roll with it completely, bimbling vaguely.
4. Insert (at least one) reference to fight club.
5. Do not use fullstops unless the sentence is at least paragraph length, use as many commas as possible.
6. Jump to as many other tangents as possible, if possible leaving the original point so far away as to be basically irrelevant.
7. Add a finishing small, pithy, hopefully amusing comment.

Comments

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

You forgot 6b. Apologise for going so far away from the subject as to only be able to see it with superhuman like eyesight.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

*grin* Good addition

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Well, just trying to help out there buddy.

[placebo-cure.livejournal.com]

Hey there:) I added you to my list, hope that's okay. I'll be sure to follow your 7 step plan for each of my entries...the result will be astounding I'm certain;)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

No problemo, it's more of a seven steps to confusion (or bemusement) than a seven step cure.

[placebo-cure.livejournal.com]

Damn. And I'm so into legitimate 'cures'...hence the name;) Ah well, bemusement will have to do then *grin*
Your icon is riveting, lol.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I collect animated penguins, call it a hobby.
Distraction from the problem at hand I usually find the best cure; if you forget you've got a problem it may as well not be there...

[crag-du.livejournal.com]

I collect animated penguins, call it a hobby.
Most of us call it an obsession...