Monday

It was Monday morning, the rain had stopped late last night but still the puddles covered the road and made the trees drip.
It'd been a long weekend, and a busy one. Travel across the country to sort out business as well as the local affairs to take care of, the don would have his reports and the new drone would be soon added to the list of recruits. He sat down and took off his hat and coat, then he remembered he didn't have a hat. Something wasn't quite right here, but then in this town where a christmas tree and a rabbit had waved to him as he drove past he didn't expect anything anywhere near what anyone could call normal.

Today I am mostly...

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You really are what you eat...

The all-knowing BBC has confidently declared that...

You are 57% cabbage!

It's true, 57% of our DNA is shared with the cabbage. Discover the basics of being and why you are universally unique.

So I'm 57% made of cabbage.

WHY cabbage, WHY? I've never eaten the damn stuff except entirely by mistake and gawd knows the amount of sugar I eat I should be going on around 90% carbohydrate at the very least with miscellaneous other ingrediates including colouring, artifical flavouring, preservatives and suchlike.

Hmmm... This gives me an idea... introducing...

The Rob-Bar

Milk chocolate, lard and flavourings brought together for an entirely new taste sensation

Caution: This product is nuts
Caution: This product contains alcohol
Caution: This product has a class C government health warning

Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Plain Chocolate, Sugar, Succrose, Glucose Syrup, Saccharin, Lard ® Milk, Pure Orange Juice, Vodka, Water, Soya Sauce, E104, E102, E155, E473, Flavourings, Colourings, Preservatives

Wahey!

This site is great, it tells you all about artifical ingrediants and what their effects on you are, you can even print out a handy pocket list; it also says...

"Some children seem to react badly to many azo dye colours and benzoate preservatives.The Hyperactive Children's Support Group recommends that the following be avoided:-

E102, E104, 107, E110, E120, E122, E123, E124, E127, 128, E132, E133, E150, E151, 154, 155, E160B, E210, E211, E220, E250, E251, E320, E321"

So now I know which foods to buy - anything with any of the above!

And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe...

Which Shoe Fits You?

Robin, today you should slip into a pair of Comfort Clogs!



Pass that cup of Chai and hand over a thick ol' cafe brownie. You're as laid back as a Comfort Clog. Whether shuffling around the house looking for home improvement projects or hooking up with friends for spur of the moment plans, you're pretty easygoing.

Mmmmm

Mmmm Starbar... that semi-rare choc bar of utter yummyness

Another good reason for going to Brum on the weekend, since this choc bar seems to be mysteriously absent in the south of England

Choctasic

More tests, oh no!

I am 38% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.



I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!


Take the INTERNET-ADDICT Test at Fuali.com!

To beard or not to beard, that is the question

Nearly shaved it off today, semi considering it, it can be a pain at times... hmmm... do I don't I?

Random musing...

Yeeeha jump that bandwagon

I am 25% Metal-Head.



Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.


Take the Metal-Head Test at Fuali.com!

Metal? Moi? Not really...