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The all-knowing BBC has confidently declared that...

You are 57% cabbage!

It's true, 57% of our DNA is shared with the cabbage. Discover the basics of being and why you are universally unique.

So I'm 57% made of cabbage.

WHY cabbage, WHY? I've never eaten the damn stuff except entirely by mistake and gawd knows the amount of sugar I eat I should be going on around 90% carbohydrate at the very least with miscellaneous other ingrediates including colouring, artifical flavouring, preservatives and suchlike.

Hmmm... This gives me an idea... introducing...

The Rob-Bar


Milk chocolate, lard and flavourings brought together for an entirely new taste sensation

Caution: This product is nuts
Caution: This product contains alcohol
Caution: This product has a class C government health warning

Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Plain Chocolate, Sugar, Succrose, Glucose Syrup, Saccharin, Lard ® Milk, Pure Orange Juice, Vodka, Water, Soya Sauce, E104, E102, E155, E473, Flavourings, Colourings, Preservatives

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