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Oct. 26th, 2001
Are you bored with your name? Do you wish you were of noble birth? Do you think all the good Dukedoms are taken? Do you want to win friends and influence people? Are you just really f*cking bored?
Hehe...
I shall henceforth be known as:
Tertiary Prince of The National Association for the Advancement of The Moon, Robin Lex Langridge
... but I still make minimum wage. (Apparently)
So who the hell am I really?
This is amusing me...
Oct. 26th, 2001 08:57 amThis name generator is great...
Godfather of The Duct-Taped Gerbil Rehabilitation Association of North America (DTGRANA), Robin Langridge, The Obsequious
Pharaoh of Various Silly Practices, Robin Langridge
Teenage Mutant Ninja Caesar of The Right Side of The Wonkavator, Robin "Dead Monkey" Langridge
Pasha of Paranormal Vegetables, Robin Langridge
CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Robin Langridge
Far too hyper, after just one, well around 85%, given the rasin content... hmmm, hang on...
91%, dammit, the choc bar was 9% raisins, it said so on the ingrediants.
Right, rasins are obviously evil, they need to be dealt with, or assimilated into crunchy biscuits, hard cooked.
Hmmm, 85%, 91%, +/-6% accuracy.
Yes, a sugar rush... hmmm, oh dear, babbling like a wee little brook going down a set of rapids on a quaint sunday afternoon, puffy white clouds in the sky, birds twittering, the sun shining brightly above.
I'm going to be quiet now... for a bit anyway
91%, dammit, the choc bar was 9% raisins, it said so on the ingrediants.
A potential 9% of the chocolate I have eaten today was lost to rasins!
Right, rasins are obviously evil, they need to be dealt with, or assimilated into crunchy biscuits, hard cooked.
Hmmm, 85%, 91%, +/-6% accuracy.
Yes, a sugar rush... hmmm, oh dear, babbling like a wee little brook going down a set of rapids on a quaint sunday afternoon, puffy white clouds in the sky, birds twittering, the sun shining brightly above.
I'm going to be quiet now... for a bit anyway
From The spark
You exhibit a stress percentage of 19%which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Greedy Animal! You are 57% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 156 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Stress test
You exhibit a stress percentage of 19%which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Greed test
Greedy Animal! You are 57% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 156 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.