Morning

Oooo it's the morning!

By jingo, toast my kippers, slice me a artichoke and broil my weebles. It's the morning.

I know this because the sun is up!
*looks outside, it's dingey grey, raining and misty*

Um
I know this because my clock says its the morning!
*looks at his clock, then the other one, then the other one, none can agree on a time thats anywhere near any sort of verifyable 'morning' type situation*

Um
Ok, Ok, I know its morning because I'm awake!
*Stifles yawn, remembers that peak operating time for himself is usually around 3 am in the morning*

Bugger... ok... look maybe it isn't morning.
Maybe once I fell asleep aliens from a distant universe with no purpose in life other than to study alien lifeforms and confuse the hell out of them by screwing with their time frame whilst secretly videoing them for a kind of aliens "you've been framed" program for hilarity 6 billion light years away on their home planet of Zob. It's what I'd do.

Zob, now where the hell did that name come from? I've never heard it before and I just made it up! Um... or did I... argh! The aliens are watching me! I can feel a distant hum in my ear that must be the control relay system for the camera powered my a micro fusion drive running on my earwax! I knew it was all going to be bad when rhino fell off his slope this morning, I can tell you.

And I haven't had any sugar yet.

Experiment no. 148/27-0A

Spleen

Strange thing of the day

I just downloaded a patch from Micro$oft just so I could check the wording on the EULA (End User License Agreement). Strange.

Hmmm.... You know, I just totally defeated the object of an acronym there, I quoted the acronym and then what it stood for, thereby actually taking up an extra 7 characters and making my sentance less efficent and more wordy, completely ruining the whole point of the acronym in the first place.

Haha, acronyms 0 me 1!

Blimey

Finally stopped listening to Linkin Park... in my mind that is - although I wasn't complaining... ack, saying that it's started again, no, I was enjoying the other song! Ah, thats better, it's come back...

Haiku for the day

Gnawing quietly
Why has my leg fallen off?
Oh, rabid badger

Boooo....

It's too quiet! Everyones at Gencon.

Well, not ~everyone~ not me, or my mouse or my phone or the piece of earwax I've been growing to power the alien cameras that are stalking me...

Quiz time!

I got 43!

1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon early evening
(c) late at night

2. You usually walk
(a) fairly fast, with long steps
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
(d) less fast, head down
(e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you
(a) stand with your arms folded
(b) have your hands clasped
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
(b) your legs crossed
(c) your legs stretched out or straight
(d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with
(a) a big, appreciative laugh
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one
(c) a quiet chuckle
(d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted.
Do you..
(a) welcome the break
(b) feel extremely irritated
(c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before
going to sleep, you lie
(a) stretched out on your back
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach
(c) on your side, slightly curled
(d) with your head on one arm
(e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are
(a) falling
(b) fighting or struggling
(c) searching for something or somebody
(d) flying or floating
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep
(f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make
decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your
company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest...
Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken...

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady
plodder. It'd surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything
carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else
to make the decisions who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything... They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.