Morning

[robinbloke]

Oooo it's the morning!

By jingo, toast my kippers, slice me a artichoke and broil my weebles. It's the morning.

I know this because the sun is up!
*looks outside, it's dingey grey, raining and misty*

Um
I know this because my clock says its the morning!
*looks at his clock, then the other one, then the other one, none can agree on a time thats anywhere near any sort of verifyable 'morning' type situation*

Um
Ok, Ok, I know its morning because I'm awake!
*Stifles yawn, remembers that peak operating time for himself is usually around 3 am in the morning*

Bugger... ok... look maybe it isn't morning.
Maybe once I fell asleep aliens from a distant universe with no purpose in life other than to study alien lifeforms and confuse the hell out of them by screwing with their time frame whilst secretly videoing them for a kind of aliens "you've been framed" program for hilarity 6 billion light years away on their home planet of Zob. It's what I'd do.

Zob, now where the hell did that name come from? I've never heard it before and I just made it up! Um... or did I... argh! The aliens are watching me! I can feel a distant hum in my ear that must be the control relay system for the camera powered my a micro fusion drive running on my earwax! I knew it was all going to be bad when rhino fell off his slope this morning, I can tell you.

And I haven't had any sugar yet.

Comments

[suave-steve.livejournal.com]

Get some sugar in you man!!!!!

Suuuuuuuuuugar!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I don't seem to need any this morning, I'm exceedingly hyper without any sugar!
I suspect my body has given up on me eating any and has decided to start producing its own supply

Re: Suuuuuuuuuugar!

[suave-steve.livejournal.com]

A evolution at its finest

Re: Suuuuuuuuuugar!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Eeeek, an evolving Robin.
Scary thought... ;o)