No words

Drifting mind
Curl up to the twilight sky
Settle in a hazy spin of whispering senses
Call to my thoughts
Send them spinning
Twisting
Singing
No tommorrow, no today, no time, no present
No words
No thoughts
No feeling
Just the moment left around me
Just the images dancing slowly
Hold them forever

Yay!

I'm awake! Horah! Yay! Um....

3 hours sleep, I am *so* going to suffer, but I don't care, do-dah, do-dah!

Today is going to need sugar, IV fashion, get me fruit pastels now by jingo! Pile them up by the llamaload, in crates of acme wibbles (tm) boxed from cuba in special package holiday deals, two for the price of 76, buy now or have your brain turned into fine grey gooey mush, used as a pizza base and cooked into 14" pizza perfection with a slection of three toppings of your choice, cooked at gas mark 7 for three hours, lather, wrinse repeat, reshuffle the deck, subtract the colour you first thought of and your card is the queen of hearts - and thats magic!

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Avast ye landlubbers!

Avast! Cast yer scurvy self to this page and get your pirate name, arrrrrrr!

Pieces of eight!

Yay! It had a penguin question!

And my name is...

Captain John Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Disclaimer of the day

"...as I recall."

Oh no! More lyrics

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Oz B!tch name generator

This is hideously amusing...

Generate your prision name

Still not as good as The ultimate website though...

-Gimp

Beep!

Finally found it! Oh dear...