Post Cornfield Humanity Cull

[robinbloke]

So, I awoke post mope from last night after a fantastically vivid dream.
I was in a gambling town of a tumbledown old wild western (do you capitalise this?) construction; buildings scattered everywhere and I was there for a gambling spree, quite why I have no idea although someone did ask if I gambled the other day and I decided not, as occasionally paying idiot tax doesn't really count as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, partway through exploring the place I found a used army sales store where I started to try and decide which cut-price camo outfit to buy, for some reason I was going to buy a full Multicam loadout, which I've never considered before.
But then my friend who I was with said they had someone who could buy it for me cheap (although I can't remember the name of their friend) this friend of theirs immediately dialed me by video phone and turned out to be a giant sausage.
At this point everyone in the world transformed into a mini-llama (less that a foot high, so cuuuute!) and I started chasing after my friend who was running away from something, we broke into a warehouse whereupon a horde of black clad ninja mini-llamas attacked us; my friend escaped through a window and I had to fight the ninja mini-llamas off.
When I finally got outside my friend had vanished, they left something behind but I can't remember what it was.

In other news still single, my ceiling is full of aspestos and I broke a tooth on my homemade toffee, bah.

Finally, for those skimming past, here's something for you to click on and contribute to the science of the world:

[Poll #1142409]

Comments

[emperor]

I do sometimes walk up them several-at-a-time, which some might consider running.

Is the asbestos an immediate problem?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I just can't go up stairs slowly!

The asbestos has just meant a months delay while they think about repairing my ceiling (from another bath related flood)

[sea-cucumber.livejournal.com]

I love your mood :)

I do different things depending on where the stairs are. At home I frequently run up them like a monkey or something would, on all fours, at work or elsewhere (i.e. in public), I run up them in a normal way... Yes, I am strange :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I've been mood orientating through shapes for a while :)

I will go up stairs on all fours if they're really steep, not usually in public ;)

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

I shamble upstairs on all fours.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

:) I will do that for particularly steep stairs.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear about the last three bits.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well, have the dentist booked at least!

[mattp.livejournal.com]

I usually go up two at a time running.

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

Mini-llamas? Cool!

I dreamt of World War 3 and blame you for that. :P

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

:) Were there any pumpkins?

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I actively avoid steep staircases and will go to another building with less unergonomic stairs to have a pee rather than use the toilets upstairs in the Old Cavendish. (Also, the Arup building has better heating.) I think this is a male/female thing to do with the shape of the pelvis, men prefer 45 degree stairs but women prefer much shallower ones.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

No idea myself; if stairs get to steep (try visiting Holland) then I crawl up them!

[jm-hood.livejournal.com]

I like to walk, it tends to result in less landing on the face.

As an aside I had a very vivid dream on Monday where the Devil and God were arguing over my soul. I was quite impressed that in my dream God was Trent Reznor...

Just thought I would share.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Personally I'd cast God as David Bowie ;)

The devil has far too many contenders.

[aiwendel.livejournal.com]

stairs: I walk but take 2 or 3 steps at a time... (ie the speed is similiar to a run)