A random offshoot

[robinbloke]

Argh! I've been attempting to ponder some random utter pap to randomly type into here but it's just not happening, what's happened to me? My pap-generator is up the spout, I used to be able to just sit and waffle mindlessly about utterly obscure or pointless (or both) things and now even rambling about rambling about them is taking thought, and that's not good, ack nearly had it there, there on the stair, yes that's it just type, thank goodness I've sort of found it again, whooops, sliding left, sentence growing oh now, lost the ability to use fullstops, no no fullstops for me stop them grab them jab them scag them tag them stop those fullstops now! Phew, right, now I have an alternative, but can I keep it up? haha question mark to the rescue! Ok, the problem was simple, thinking too much, thinking is bad, thinking gives you time to formulate some kind of reasoned statement and that's not a good thing when you're just trying to rambling mindlessly, although since I'm trying not to use fullstops without running a sentence into twelve billion billion words and unknown zillions of commas the um... argh! Nooooo I forgot about that, I'd just paused for just a moment to try and remember where I was and what I was rambling about and I used the infamous three dots... again, there they are the swines, I use them far too much I think, in oooo, mindblank, this is great... I wonder if the canteen has any fruit pastels left? Mmmm sugar, sugar good. Sugar is the mindkiller, sugar is the little flowery fuzzy feeling that zings through your veins and makes your heart go buddabing buddabah, oh yeah. Right, that's a big relief, now to go back and correct typos, spelling and see what the hell I've just written...