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robinblokeRight, well since I'm on the subject of my philosphy (down two posts, and don't spare the horses) I need something to declare war on.
Well don't need, I don't really want a war, but unfortunately it has come to that. And it's a war I can't see me winning, so it's a standpoint war of an ideal solution rather than anything to look to solve.
Skittles.
Purple ones.
Can't stand them! Hate them! But, I can give them away to other people - so not all bad.
But some skittles... they're not what they seem to be, NO! They may look like a nice tasty green skittle or a tangy orange or lucious red... no, some are coloured incorrectly dammit! Some aren't the flavour they appear to be - and worse of all - some of these are purple!!!
So I hereby declare a Jihad against all not-purple purple skittles on the planet. May you be wiped from the face of the world, never to darken my door again.
So speaketh I. And all those sort of important declaration type words.
Well don't need, I don't really want a war, but unfortunately it has come to that. And it's a war I can't see me winning, so it's a standpoint war of an ideal solution rather than anything to look to solve.
Skittles.
Purple ones.
Can't stand them! Hate them! But, I can give them away to other people - so not all bad.
But some skittles... they're not what they seem to be, NO! They may look like a nice tasty green skittle or a tangy orange or lucious red... no, some are coloured incorrectly dammit! Some aren't the flavour they appear to be - and worse of all - some of these are purple!!!
So I hereby declare a Jihad against all not-purple purple skittles on the planet. May you be wiped from the face of the world, never to darken my door again.
So speaketh I. And all those sort of important declaration type words.
