If in doubt, create your own standard.
Jan. 31st, 2007 01:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeSo now we're all solutions.
Don't tell me this one has passed you by; everything is a solution now, pizza solutions DIY solutions, managements solutions.
The whole aspect of answers to everything is now the most important message. It's not that we've provided food for your hungry belly because you need nutrition to survive and your body is warning you that it expects fuel soon.
Oh no. Not that.
It's because we, your helpful pizza service, have the final answer to life, the universe and pizza in a resplendant cardboard packaging? Are you telling me that?
To my mind the word solution is horribly, hideously abused. If it lived in the real world it would living in camp x-ray, have its head down the toilet as a massive puntuation mark in a sergents uniform repeatedly flushed.
To me solution is the answer to a precise, mechanical, definable process that is understood. It's a mathmatical result of rules, numbers and logic.
Not a 12" round pile of cheese, tomato and -please no- pineapple and mushroom? What are you doing???
That said however, my major problem is, if everything is a solution what solution am I?
What solution are you?
Addendum: If you like, post a word you like and I'll tell you what solution you are. Limited time offer while stocks last.
Don't tell me this one has passed you by; everything is a solution now, pizza solutions DIY solutions, managements solutions.
The whole aspect of answers to everything is now the most important message. It's not that we've provided food for your hungry belly because you need nutrition to survive and your body is warning you that it expects fuel soon.
Oh no. Not that.
It's because we, your helpful pizza service, have the final answer to life, the universe and pizza in a resplendant cardboard packaging? Are you telling me that?
To my mind the word solution is horribly, hideously abused. If it lived in the real world it would living in camp x-ray, have its head down the toilet as a massive puntuation mark in a sergents uniform repeatedly flushed.
To me solution is the answer to a precise, mechanical, definable process that is understood. It's a mathmatical result of rules, numbers and logic.
Not a 12" round pile of cheese, tomato and -please no- pineapple and mushroom? What are you doing???
That said however, my major problem is, if everything is a solution what solution am I?
What solution are you?
Addendum: If you like, post a word you like and I'll tell you what solution you are. Limited time offer while stocks last.
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:08 pm (UTC)That's so geeky! I approve :)
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Date: 2007-01-31 03:12 pm (UTC)My word is fnord.
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Date: 2007-01-31 03:49 pm (UTC)You are a efficient solution!
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Date: 2007-01-31 03:26 pm (UTC)Ergo...
I am vodka :D
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Date: 2007-01-31 03:50 pm (UTC)IMPORTANT NEWS
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:45 pm (UTC)Re: IMPORTANT NEWS
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:16 pm (UTC)More on that later.
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:17 pm (UTC)Perfectly understandable.
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:27 pm (UTC)I'll shut up now.
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Date: 2007-01-31 04:10 pm (UTC)Or something.
Although I think at the moment, the solution is duvet.
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Date: 2007-01-31 05:40 pm (UTC)I am whiskeylover
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Date: 2007-01-31 05:40 pm (UTC)Hmmm.... That makes me dihydrogen monoxide, which dissolves most solutions*
I like the word 'protuberant'. I am the protuberant solution. Hmmm... Maybe.
And your suggestion is..?
*Inadvisable for dissolved reactor fuel-rod cladding in liquid sodium.
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Date: 2007-01-31 07:46 pm (UTC)please, please, please
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Date: 2007-01-31 11:56 pm (UTC)mmmmmmmmmmm
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Date: 2007-02-01 09:03 am (UTC)You are the crazy solution!