robinbloke | 40% of sandwich gone

It's not easy being a floating head.
Besides the lack of feedback it can be very weird to suddenly look down and go, "Whoa, body." in an entirely Bill and Ted like fashion.
But there it was, just there, under where my neck normally likes to hang ten over a passing soundwave or three, get some kicks with my ears and laugh at all the worlds noises.
But no, my neck had gone silent. Well, it's not ever been entirely silent since I wore that tie. That sort of thing leaves echos I tell you; I mean we're talking ancient reverbs through history when I put that tie on, reality was fundamentally changed and the world looked around to wonder what exactly was giving reality such a damn headache.
Three aspirin later my neck is still quiet dammit.