Horah, creativity!

[robinbloke]

Been in a desert too long.

Although being in a dessert would be nice, especially with cream and chocolate and...


"Super Pizza, can I take your order?"
“Yes sir, we can make it a special order.”
“Um, yes, we can deliver there – will it be cash?”
“And what would you like on it sir?”
"No sir, I'm afraid we don't have that topping."
"Or that one."
"Yes sir, all our ingredients are freshly prepared."
"I'm afraid we don't have any 'excess' employees sir and we only use ingredients on the menu."
"Sorry sir, I really don't want to remove my arm; I don't consider it 'spare'"
<click>
Muttering came from the grave as the fetid rotting hand vanished back inside.

Comments

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

But a pizza place calling you 'sir'? Since when has that happened?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Hrm; true... which means I need to squeeze in five extra words somewhere...