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From

raggedy_man

1. If you were the bestman at my wedding how would your speech go?
Something like...
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate that Andy and insert name of spouse here have been joined together in a ceremony that against all expectations has not brought about the apocalypse.
This is not to say that I expect four horsemen to ride through the door of course, but more that I didn't expect him to have this kind of ceremony and I certainly didn't expect to be given this honour.
That said, here I am and well, for the next two hours and thirty minutes I'll be entertaining you and showing you a variety of stand up acts, surprise witnesses and a one hundred slot slide show.
There will be an interlude at half time where the elderly and infirm can call for assistance and the rest of you can make a break for it.
Anyway; I've known Andy for some years now, and through all the trials and tribulations, barbeques and house sharing we still haven't killed each other or taken out restraining orders..."
At least to start with.

2. What is your first 'not at a game' memory of me?
Asking this of someone who has a dire memory is not a good idea! The memory that speings to mind is of your fantastic new years toga party where we went around harassing the neighbours and got booze, yay!

3. What is the most (to you) embarrassing part of your record collection?
Some people might consider my Judy Garland CD embarrassing but I say FISH to them. (My Fish CD I also don't consider embarrassing)
Personally the Belinda Carlisle CD (I got given it!) which I haven't been able to give away yet is the personal low in my collection.

4. If you only worked a 4 day week but still for 5 days what would you do with the extra day?
I'd *do* something. This might sound somewhat vague but I mean I'd do something positive and constructive, rather than loiter online or whatever.
House improvements would be a first step, I want to overhaul my pad and bring it away from the beigeness it lurks in.

5. Any plans for when you hit 40?
Denial. Denial. Denial.

From

tooth_fairy

1. If you had to choose, when starving, would you eat the dog food (meaty chunks in gravy) or fresh vegetables?
No question really. Meaty chunks. I'm sure heated up over a little campstove it'd be pretty damn tasty when compared to the horrible crunchy gut wrenching sickly horrid ickyness of evil greenery.

2. Is sparkley good?
Oooo morality question. I think sparkley is mostly decorative rather than "good", although it can be used to distract from serious issues ("A sparkley nuclear explosion") and be subverted to "evil".
Hmmm. Probably sparkley has "good" intentions but it is easily led astray and can be used for all manner of purposes, "good" or otherwise.
As such I think the word "good" is a very bad word for describing something; if used as a classifying adjective then it's acceptable.
Otherwise I'd say that "good" inofitself does not exist.

3. Do you hug trees?
In general, no. If I'm airsofting I'll hug the edges of one for cover - which I'm very appreciative of them for - but otherwise we have a fairly standoffish relationship where we agree I don't call them and they don't call me.

4. Is Dr Seuss truly wise?
I think Dr Seuss makes you think, or inspires you to do so. Which I think is wisdom.

5. Would you like to be a woman for a day?
Aye, I would. It'd be interesting physically to understand what you ladies have as a defacto standard for bodies as opposed to what I'm used to.
Would make relating and/or understanding you a bit easier I think.

Oh yes; and if you want to be asked some questions post a "me me me" type reply below and I'll be as awkward as possible.