AND

[robinbloke]

The annoying co-worker who whistles has got another job - he'll be leaving soon!
He's happy
I'm happy
We're both happy!

And I never have to beat him senseless with a sturdy length of 2x4 in order to stop him whistling

I wonder if it stated on his CV 'whistles annoyingly at work making other coworkers consider ramming my head into the shredder'

Maybe some kind of more honest CV is required.

BOOOOUNCE

Too bouncy

Neeeeed sugar

Bet the canteen doesn't have and fruit pastels

Gonna see

Yeah

So there

With cherries on top

And fresh cream

And chocolate spinkles

And those little coloured sugar frosting things

And toffee syrup

And everything ever, on top of my ice-cream, a huge planet ON my ice-cream, planetary ice-cream... I'll have a saturn and jupiter to go, on rye, with ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air!

Bounce!

Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

And bounce some more...

need some sugar, it's canteen time!