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Another F'ing meme?

10 things that entertain me, beginning with 'F' (Todays letter provided by

puddingcat)... no sniggering at the back there, and you perkins put that wibble down - it's detention for you my lad.

If you want a letter to waste a few minutes with let me know. Or don't, try concentrating really hard and see if I notice your brainwaves poking my noggin.

1. Freestyler - The boomfunk MC's.
This track rocks the microphone. Seriously. Download, beg borrow or find a copy and dance your funky grove thang sideways.

2. Fructose.
The lesser brother to the almighty Glucose, but nevertheless still a good choice for that sugary buzz. A more mellow and easy going high I've always found - it creeps up on you, tweaks your ear and then runs off giggling.

3. Flouncing
In huge poncy goth frock coats, frilly shirts and waistcoats like the big goth tart that I am.

4. Flying
Looking out from the window of a 737 over the endless black and white wastelands of Alaska, the bushlands of Oz and the sight of mile after mile of marshmallow-like clouds are moments fixed in my mind.

5. Full Tilt.
The club rocked. The club died. I angst therefore I am. Never danced like I did there ever again. Damn, that sounds like a queue for some kind of bad 80's film.

6. Fridge
I have a big fridge, would you like to see it little puppy? Erm. Yes. Well. It's a big monolithic fridge of doom and it's called 'HAL'. I like it :)

7. Freshly cut grass.
Preferably when someone else has mowed the lawn, one of the most refreshing wonderful smells I know.

8. Friends.
My friends are great. They jump steam trains, outrun fifty story buildings and put up with my inane babblings. Horah for them!

9. FRPG's
Rolemaster, D&D, Oblivion, Everquest... more and more.

10. The 'F' word.
Bonking. Nookie. Rumpy pumpy. Shagging. Oooo er missus. A very good way to while away an evening, a day, a weekend...