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[robinbloke]

Almost quasi spoilers contained within



The Wizard of Oz

Assembled crowd: Bye Dorothy, bye!
Dorothy: waves and floats off into the distance
Oz: Right, try again, this time I will get Marilyn Monroe.
Lion: You'd better, she had scarey ass dress sense, I was crapping myself.
Scarecrow: You're scared of ants, Lion. Her dress wasn't exactly mean.
Lion: Ants? Where? Aiieeeee!!

The Matrix part three

Smith: Neo, I have something to tell you... Reaches for face
Neo: Oh no... don't say you're my father...
Smith: pulls off mask DUDE!
Neo: Bill?
Smith: DUDE!
Neo: Dude, you totally had me going there.
Smith: I like totally freaked you out dude, you were totally fooled!

Hero

Assassin: Stands and turns to leave...
Emperor: Lets out breath of relief
Assassin: HA! Fooled you! Turns and throws a knife smack bam into the emperors forehead.

Highlander

Annoying woman: So, this is the end? You are the last?
Highlander: Yes. I am the last. turns to face the camera You hear me? READ MY LIPS - NO SEQUELS DAMMIT!

Starship troopers

PsiGuy: We have their brain bug, now we know how they think...
Private who states the obvious But why do we care? Why don't we just nuke their home planet until we split the crust open and it's a radioactive slag heap?
Long pause
PsiGuy Okay, new plan guys!

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Of course! I'll get an airbed over at the very worst, it'd be lovely to see you!

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

YAY! Then I shall almost cretainly be there!

Send me directions? (It IS at yours isn't it?)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It certainly is! :) Horah! Be wonderful to see you!

It's likely you'll get my big squishy leather sofa to sleep on by the looks of it, it's wonderously comfy :)