Life to 8 decimal points
Feb. 28th, 2005 10:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeSo, that life thing eh? Ever wondered about your quality of life?
"So the universe is ultimately going to collapse in on itself making every human endevour ultimately futile" ~ Bill Bailey
Still, can't grumble eh?
Life 'L' therefore boils down to doing things with your time that you consider worthwhile, or ensuring that optimally as much of your time, T, is put towards activities that either make you feel good, G, give you purpose, P or benefit others that you consider important, O. These are detracted by events that cause you unhappiness, U or are pointless M (aka the 'meetings' variable) finally we have the 'neutral factors for unproductive or neccessary travel, T, between points of G, P, O or possibly U or sleep, Z.
All these values can or will be changed or ignored as this scientific
We now have the basics for the formula for life, we now need a large pile of meaningless statistics to wrap these around in order that we can work out everyones life down to a single number and generate even more statistics.
Are we sitting comfortably? Excellent. We'll start on a per-week basis here, as this is the basic unit of life, our 5 days on, 2 days off. However this also needs to factor in your 'Holiday' quota as well, since Holidays will detract from your work.
The intent of this is to convey your life as a single digit whereby a positive value = a better life and a negative value = a worse life.
So, pass one at our formula with...
Z = Number of average hours asleep per day (weekend)
W = Hours of work per day
F = 'Work factor' % work satisfaction, 0% = I love it! 100% = Hell on earth
Common factors will be rationalised later in order to tidy things up.
L = 2/7 * ((24 - Z) / 24) - F/100 * (5/7 * W / 24)
This is a basic formula for life, on the belief that weekends are good and evenings after work are lost to post work stress disorder (PWSD, for a future paper) However it has been scientifically proven that it is possible with sufficent amounts of alcohol and/or other factors to have a good time on a weekday evening, and also possible to have a bad time on a weekend:
We add our factors now
G = % chance of having a good weekend (measure your good weekends against bad)
E = % chance of having a good evening after work (similarly)
T = Time of travel to/from work/day
z = average sleep on a week day
This gives:
L = 2/7 * G/ 100 * ((24 - Z) / 24) + 5/7 * E/100 * (24-T-W-z)/24 - F/100*5/7*W/24
Now who says life isn't easy, eh? This can all be boiled down to the following...
L = G/350 * (24-Z)/24 + E/140 * (24-T-W-z)/24 - F/100 * 5/7 * W/24
Where
Z = Number of average hours asleep per day (weekend)
W = Hours of work per day
F = 'Work factor' % work satisfaction, 0% = I love it! 100% = Hell on earth
G = % chance of having a good weekend (measure your good weekends against bad)
E = % chance of having a good evening after work (similarly)
T = Time of travel to/from work/day
z = average sleep on a week day
Now viewer, you can calculate how wonderful your life is by applying the formula above, see maths can be fun!
For reference, the author currently rates his life as: 0.24226092
Where 1.0 is utter constant bliss and -1.0 is an utterly horrid existance.
DISCLAIMER: I hereby disclaim all responsibility for anything numbers generated by for or on behalf of this formula do or effect in your life. If one of these number attempt to mug you I am not liable or indeed anything other than yet another bystander in the giant statistics of life. Eat some ice cream, hug someone you love or go drain a few beers dry, life is what you make of it and seeing postive things always helps you see life more postively, in my experience anyway.
"So the universe is ultimately going to collapse in on itself making every human endevour ultimately futile" ~ Bill Bailey
Still, can't grumble eh?
Life 'L' therefore boils down to doing things with your time that you consider worthwhile, or ensuring that optimally as much of your time, T, is put towards activities that either make you feel good, G, give you purpose, P or benefit others that you consider important, O. These are detracted by events that cause you unhappiness, U or are pointless M (aka the 'meetings' variable) finally we have the 'neutral factors for unproductive or neccessary travel, T, between points of G, P, O or possibly U or sleep, Z.
All these values can or will be changed or ignored as this scientific
We now have the basics for the formula for life, we now need a large pile of meaningless statistics to wrap these around in order that we can work out everyones life down to a single number and generate even more statistics.
Are we sitting comfortably? Excellent. We'll start on a per-week basis here, as this is the basic unit of life, our 5 days on, 2 days off. However this also needs to factor in your 'Holiday' quota as well, since Holidays will detract from your work.
The intent of this is to convey your life as a single digit whereby a positive value = a better life and a negative value = a worse life.
So, pass one at our formula with...
Z = Number of average hours asleep per day (weekend)
W = Hours of work per day
F = 'Work factor' % work satisfaction, 0% = I love it! 100% = Hell on earth
Common factors will be rationalised later in order to tidy things up.
L = 2/7 * ((24 - Z) / 24) - F/100 * (5/7 * W / 24)
This is a basic formula for life, on the belief that weekends are good and evenings after work are lost to post work stress disorder (PWSD, for a future paper) However it has been scientifically proven that it is possible with sufficent amounts of alcohol and/or other factors to have a good time on a weekday evening, and also possible to have a bad time on a weekend:
We add our factors now
G = % chance of having a good weekend (measure your good weekends against bad)
E = % chance of having a good evening after work (similarly)
T = Time of travel to/from work/day
z = average sleep on a week day
This gives:
L = 2/7 * G/ 100 * ((24 - Z) / 24) + 5/7 * E/100 * (24-T-W-z)/24 - F/100*5/7*W/24
Now who says life isn't easy, eh? This can all be boiled down to the following...
L = G/350 * (24-Z)/24 + E/140 * (24-T-W-z)/24 - F/100 * 5/7 * W/24
Where
Z = Number of average hours asleep per day (weekend)
W = Hours of work per day
F = 'Work factor' % work satisfaction, 0% = I love it! 100% = Hell on earth
G = % chance of having a good weekend (measure your good weekends against bad)
E = % chance of having a good evening after work (similarly)
T = Time of travel to/from work/day
z = average sleep on a week day
Now viewer, you can calculate how wonderful your life is by applying the formula above, see maths can be fun!
For reference, the author currently rates his life as: 0.24226092
Where 1.0 is utter constant bliss and -1.0 is an utterly horrid existance.
DISCLAIMER: I hereby disclaim all responsibility for anything numbers generated by for or on behalf of this formula do or effect in your life. If one of these number attempt to mug you I am not liable or indeed anything other than yet another bystander in the giant statistics of life. Eat some ice cream, hug someone you love or go drain a few beers dry, life is what you make of it and seeing postive things always helps you see life more postively, in my experience anyway.
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Date: 2005-02-28 02:46 pm (UTC)BTW I come out at 0.40 but I'm sure this will all change for the rather dramatically lower sometime in the next week or so when
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Date: 2005-02-28 02:57 pm (UTC)Hope the delivery is quick and easy as possible!
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Date: 2005-02-28 03:07 pm (UTC)Hmm - luck. That's what everybody says. Should I be worried....?!
Still, it's due Friday week, but there's no sign of anything even thinking about happening yet, so I guess I should expect it all to run late. *twiddles thumbs*
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Date: 2005-02-28 03:11 pm (UTC)Well, it's rather old fashion to say Best Wishes, really.
Baby will be here within 2 weeks of being over your due date, that's all they can say.
Curry, sex, raspberry tea, etc etc etc
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Date: 2005-02-28 03:18 pm (UTC)Sex - yes
Raspberry leaf - six times a day
Also tried pineapple, but not resorted to castor oil yet....
And apparently nipple stimulation, but has to be maintained for several hours *ouch*
Guess we could try all of them together...