Meme a thon
Dec. 2nd, 2004 03:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeTired of the memes a bundle that are appearing or just want to be ahead of the Meme crowd before anyone else? Well now you can be the first in line of your own customizable meme right now!
"How do I sign up?" I hear you say, well, either that or the voices are talking to me again.
All you have to do is post a message below with your name, the meme you wish to fill in (Example "Which Star Wars Ewok mating ritual1 am I?") and any relevant details you think might be useful and I will personally locate using the power of Google, Deep blue and by divination of the local penguin populace to determine exactly what/who/where or indeed anything else about you.
And because it's on the internet, it must be true.
1 Ewok mating ritual, Ewok spank fest and Gamorrean whipped cream frenzy are (C) Lucasfilm Ltd
"How do I sign up?" I hear you say, well, either that or the voices are talking to me again.
All you have to do is post a message below with your name, the meme you wish to fill in (Example "Which Star Wars Ewok mating ritual1 am I?") and any relevant details you think might be useful and I will personally locate using the power of Google, Deep blue and by divination of the local penguin populace to determine exactly what/who/where or indeed anything else about you.
And because it's on the internet, it must be true.
1 Ewok mating ritual, Ewok spank fest and Gamorrean whipped cream frenzy are (C) Lucasfilm Ltd
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:15 pm (UTC)Determined and ambitious Napolean invaded Russia in 1812; despite the advice of the Poles. As anyone who's ever played Risk can tell you, it isn't going to happen. That said, he did manage to burn a lot of Moscow down before home affairs back in France forced him to retreat. Damn politics.
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:43 pm (UTC)Rockhoppers are the smallest of the crested penguins. They can be distinguished by the shape of their crests; they have a thin yellow stripe that starts just behind the beak and runs toward the back of the head for a few cm. before developing into a large drooping crest.
Rockhoppers are agile, nippy little things who are great fun to watch and be around. Rockhoppers also are inventors, developers and artists, often visiting the great underwater city of Atlantis to lecture, teach and produce grand works of art.
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:49 pm (UTC)You are scabbers!
Scabbers isn't thick, despite his lazy appearance and wastes no time in scampering for safety if theres trouble. Scabbers also used to be a wizard so theres considerable brain power in that long furry noggin of his.
And anyway, rats are great.
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:53 pm (UTC)In the post holocaust world animals rise up to take power once again, but this time it's the otters with l33t n1njah sk1llz that rule the world.
Uncompromising, deadly and cooler than the iceberg that sank the titanic the otters are set to get their own prime time TV show.
Once someone invents it again of course.
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:01 pm (UTC)Quality scrummy chocolate from switzerland. If it's one thing the swiss do well aside from cuckoo clocks and running dodgey bank accounts it's chocolate and Lindt is no exception.
Damn, now I'm hungry.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:05 pm (UTC)A pentaquark is a flashy new particle also known as an exotic baryon.
Your existance has been hypothosized for a several years and a lot of people have been looking for you. You are composed of two up quarks, two down quarks and an anti-strange quark. Sadly however your expected lifespan is only about 10-20 seconds. However you need diet no more as your mass is only about 1540 MeV.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:11 pm (UTC)Scabbers, on the other hand, is a weak and evil wizard in hiding, who betrayed Harry's parents and got them killed, then brought about the rise of Voldemort after escaping. :(
*sniff*
Which Penguin Am I?....
Date: 2004-12-02 05:14 pm (UTC)I'm curious too.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:26 pm (UTC)But scabbers is a rat... and rats are nifty.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:28 pm (UTC)Re: Which Penguin Am I?....
Date: 2004-12-02 05:29 pm (UTC)You are a King Penguin!
The King penguin is the second largest penguin. It is sometimes confused with the larger Emperor penguin. The King penguin lives on islands far to the north of the Antarctic continent where the Emperor penguin lives. King penguins don't shirk from responsibility, often sitting on the egg while their mate goes out for a good time with her friends. However the King Penguin is known to also sneak in a bit of quality time to watch the big games at the same time, very cunning!
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:38 pm (UTC)You are HCN (Hydrogen Cyanide)
Hydrogen cyanide is acutely poisonous; both the vapor and liquid are extremely poisonous if absorbed through lungs, skin, or eyes. Massive doses may cause sudden loss of consciousness, asphyxiation, and death from respiratory arrest. Unconsciousness can also be followed by violent convulsions, paralysis, protruding eyeballs with dilated and unreactive pupils, and foaming mouth.
You are strictly regulated, dangerous, but bloody useful.
Rah you.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 05:39 pm (UTC)